April 2010
Grown-Up Disney Princesses.
kidaokagee:
ALICE. I can hear “wonder fuck” resounding inside my head. why.
CINDERALLA…is no longer just leaving the glass shoes behind but parts of her clothing as well.
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD is not so little anymore and now riding Hell Angel’s bike…with the wolf.
RAPUNZEL, so still has the long hair…and now an S&M enthusiast?
SNOW WHITE, I think, is the hottest of them all.
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The Fry Cook Games
Patrick: D'oh, c'mon, you're just flipping patties.
SpongeBob: Hey, flipping is not as easy as it sounds!
[Patrick flips over a rock with his foot and makes a sizzling noise]
SpongeBob: Why don't you go home Patrick, you can compete in the "Laying Under A Rock All Day" games!
Patrick: [shocked] Well at least I don't polish my fingernails!
SpongeBob: [gasps] You take that back! [a gleam shows at the tip of his fingernails]
Patrick: [mocking] Fingernails, fingernails, fingernails!
SpongeBob: You don't even have fingernails!
Patrick: [shocked] I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING!
SpongeBob: HOW CAN YOU HEAR IT?! YOU DON'T HAVE EARS EITHER!
Patrick: [thinking of a way to say something about SpongeBob then spots SpongeBob's holes] HOLES, HOLES!
SpongeBob: Conehead!
Patrick: Yellow!
SpongeBob: Pink!
